Jump off a high wall like Humpty Dumpty.
I hate you, you’re an idiot.
You are grumpy and you are a numpty
I want you to get crushed by a Bigfoot.
You smell like rotting eggs, you really do.
I think that pigs are better than you are.
I can’t believe I ever came near you.
I am going to get drunk at the bar.
But actually, you have quite a cute face
and you can make me laugh like no one else
and I like it when you invade my space,
I wouldn’t want to kiss somebody else.
So I guess I will have to let you stay,
If only it’s just for another day.