Anti-Love Poem


Jump off a high wall like Humpty Dumpty.

I hate you, you’re an idiot.

You are grumpy and you are a numpty

I want you to get crushed by a Bigfoot.

You smell like rotting eggs, you really do.

I think that pigs are better than you are.

I can’t believe I ever came near you.

I am going to get drunk at the bar.

But actually, you have quite a cute face

and you can make me laugh like no one else

and I like it when you invade my space,

I wouldn’t want to kiss somebody else.

So I guess I will have to let you stay,

If only it’s just for another day.Ā 





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